Kill Bill V.2 spoilers in the post:

It sucks. It was a waste of two hours. In this movie only THREE people died (Bud, Bill and that asian master) and TWO were tortured (Elle and Beatrix).
Bud and Beatrix NEVER fought, hell, there was NO POINT of even having the strip club involved if nothing special was going to happen in it. The ENDING was also horrible. They never even got out of the chairs. It was a little more than stupid crap and then the cheap ending. Do NOT waste your cash on this movie if you enjoyed the first one for the over-the-top action as there's about 2 minutes of it in this one. I'm dead serious. Everything in the movie was just WAY too bland until they met the asian dude. THEN it BARELY became like the first one with the wood-breaking and throwing the sword back into the slot. I loved the first movie for the unrealistic comic-book-style slickness. It just had the f-you attitude and played off of it. The second half was just explanations for the junk and killed the thrill for me, like they weren't even the same movie.

The TRAILER for Hero had more action than the entire movie. That had to be the worst choice of trailers to play right before a supposed "action movie" plays to the tune of 2 deaths, the first one being 1 hour in to it.

There were a couple jokes and things I enjoyed with the movie, but they were few and far between. If anything, I'd wait for a bundled DVD version of the two together. Maybe Quentin will release a NOT-SUCKY Edition of V.2, because until then I can't recommend this tripe.

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